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how am i still logged into tumblr <O>
5 out of 7 corgis receive coal in their stocking. They then bury that coal in the backyard. There it stays for millions of years. Heat and pressure smoosh the carbon until it finally becomes a lovely diamond. Then the bionic future space corgis dig up the diamond, sell it, and then buy all kinds of awesome future doggie toys and a time machine.
They take the cool doggie toys, wrap them in shiny paper, head back in time, and deliver them under the tree for the corgis who buried their coal. The naughty corgis get their cool future space toys from the bionic future space Santacorgis and the derpy corgi gets to play with the shiny paper.
And they all live happily ever after.
true story
We stopped walking on four legs. Once upon a time, we stood up for expressing threatening attitudes to anther pack. Just then, we knew that a higher place had a better vantage. We are seaching for platform shoes for being higher than now.
poor London got in my way while I was getting ready for work- surprisingly she didn’t move until I took it off.
HNNNGGHHHH why are my friendos so cool?! ;_; I love this so hard. I have a tactile copy and everything!!
Our new gal Llian, having a FRAP in the snow.
My parents couldn’t even quite a year after the loss of our first corgi to get another. Isn’t she lovely?
Rufus is helping us get ready for Christmas by napping on the lights.
I bet you thought you’d escape the corgi reblogs.